Expiration Date

I discovered several things last night on Mother's Day...

1. There is an expiration date on the time you have to learn Spanish and be accepted into your family-in-law. No exceptions.
2. Changing la tema (the subject) doesn't change anything a drunk politician thinks he has the right to get off his chest.
3. The family-in-law doesn't care about if the wife gets home safely, only her offspring that contain the family-in-law's DNA.
4. Do not insult a man's wife even though he can do it all the time himself.

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